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Oh Yahtzee, you should do Diablo Immortal. It’s a bit boring and the camera zooms in too close and it’s also the most insidious work of evil ever squeezed out of BeelzeBlizzard’s black prickly anus. It sounds like you already know how you feel about it, viewers. Why would I make myself unhappy all week just to reformulate established public opinions through a lens of bullshit and gradually change the title to something disrespectful. Tell me what, let’s just list all the things I would have called it right now: Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immoral, Diablo Impoverishing, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Let us now move on and try to spread some much-needed positivity instead. And you know what makes me feel positive: new indie games that I had not heard of before but really like. The Escapist has a common list of review games that I always try to steal the juiciest carrots from before the 3MR guys sobered up on Monday morning, and Neon White caught my eye when it described itself as a first-person speedrunning shooter. And I have a growing interest in speedrunners, mainly because I feel that someone needs to keep an eye on these people before there is an unexpected Mountain Dew shortage and they burn down all our cities.
#Neon #white #punctuation